21 Answers

Does anybody on this site actually know anything factual about lanzarote ?

Asked by: 20th December 2012


21 Answers

  1. ian appleby on Dec 20, 2012

    Yes, it’s an island in the Atlantic, belonging to Spain. Anything else you want to know, please feel free to ask!

  2. david charles hind on Dec 20, 2012

    No ski shops on the island :0)

  3. Barry Dunne on Dec 20, 2012

    It’s Volcanic,warm,great Beaches,cheap.
    Anything else?

  4. michael watson on Dec 20, 2012

    LANZAROTE: Dam fine racehorse (1968-1977). Won the champoin hurdle in 1974, Broke a leg in Cheltenham Gold Cup in 1977.Poor thing had to be euthanised. Always ran well at Kempton i recall.

  5. may on Dec 21, 2012

    Lanzarote is excellent, just like this website and dont you forget it!!!

  6. Paul D on Dec 24, 2012

    Great answers to a very provocative question !,,, lol

    The trick is Rab , , You need to determine what your understanding is of the difference between fact and fiction ! . . . .

    Of course there are always grey areas. . . .36DD Boobs are either natural ( factual ) or with implants . . fictional ? / factual ? ….Difficult to work out ,,,Maybe thats somthing we all need to feel our way around in terms of whats fact or fictional.

    The true factual proof of Lanzarote is that without the island this site wouldnt exist !,,FACT !

  7. H stewart on Dec 26, 2012

    It is just of the coast of Africa and has a good all year temp good food lovely people

  8. Steamy on Dec 28, 2012

    Rab asked this question (rhetorical?) as response to the silver fish question. Is it me or are some of the replies bully’ish?

  9. Paul D on Dec 28, 2012

    I dont think any of the replies are bully-ish steamy. . . Rab is just expressing his opinions as we all do … The replies back are only a direct answer related to his question and opinions…. Granted ,,, some are daft and people enjoy the banter here as much as anywhere else but things can be taken far too seriously. . .The site is for everyone who is a Lanzarote fan , , either as a resident or a holiday visitor. . .Advice given here is very often good advice from people who have visited the island over many years ,, Every thing has to be taken in context..
    There are many daft and silly questions asked here. . . If the question is viewed as really stupid by the many people who contribute , it will attract equally daft and silly answers ! Its just human nature…

    • RAB on Dec 28, 2012

      Facebook/Twitter in a different guise.

  10. Paul D on Dec 28, 2012

    Ohhhhh i stay off Twitter and Facebook Rab , , Far too many daft questions on there and nobody knows anything factual about anything ! lol

  11. H R H on Dec 29, 2012

    RAB Liven up mate and have a laugh now and then .Michael Watson knows how to do it, I am sure he can teach you if you want.!!

  12. michael watson on Dec 29, 2012

    Whats the point in being seriousl, nobody takes anything serious nowadays. Live for today you never know what is round lifes next corner—fifty three years of being a miserable bastard taught me that. ENJOY LIFE !!!!!!!

  13. Paul D on Dec 29, 2012

    Im interested to know how long michaels been a happy soul since the 53 years of being a miserable b#######d ? lol… He could be nearly 100 years old ! The photos a good indication of his age , , let me have a look at him ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,oh errrrrrrrrrrr . . . No ,,,Its no indication… Not even the wrinkles on his neck give any clue. . . so the score remains. . .

    53 years —— Miserable B # # # # # # # #D

    Unknown years ——- Happy B # # # # # # # D

    Age ——— Unknown

    Status ——— (Should have been sectioned at least twice last year )

    Happy New Year Lanz people !

  14. H R H on Dec 29, 2012

    Paul D ,To me Michael Watson looks like he has had a bloody good drink or could do with one. Still I suppose when you live on Lanza there is not a lot to do at 53 years old.other than to consider the merits of AI against SC. lol!! Happy New Year to all the A I people(and Michael Watson)

  15. michael watson on Dec 29, 2012

    Now in my 57th year not been a miserable b since leaving blighty 4 yrs ago, In phot i am i disguise and ratarsed.

  16. Paul D on Dec 29, 2012

    Im a bit disapointed that your in disguise Michael. . . . The thought that you maybe even more attractive in real life than your photo is quite mind boggling !

    You arnt Brad Pitt are you ? If you are ,,,were all done for !

  17. michael watson on Dec 29, 2012

    No Paul D im his brother Ces.

  18. H R H on Dec 29, 2012

    Michael Watson. So you are his brother Ces eh! I thought you were full of it.

    • michael watson on Dec 29, 2012

      Emptied yesterday unlike you . All royals are F*** O** S***.

      • RAB on Dec 30, 2012

        I rest my case.